Schwa Lyrics

Never to Return

Lyricist: Ed McGee
Vocalist: Ed McGee

My friends all think I'm crazy,
But she'll come back to me,
Yeah, she'll come back to me
And they'll be laughing out
The other side of their face
	When we honeymoon in Spain
	Drinking sangria in the rain
	And all the people will be saying
	That man's riding on the train
That left the station of his unhappiness
Never to return.

My mother thinks I'm crazy,
But I'll walk on the moon,
Yeah, my rocket ship will zoom
And she'll be laughing out
The other side of her world
	When NASA calls to say
	'Your boy's lifting off today
	We've all been waiting for this day
	Now watch his fire split the grey
And heavy skies of his unhappiness
Never to return.'

My neighbor thinks I'm crazy,
But aliens will come
Yeah, aliens will land
And he'll be laughing out
The other side of his minivan
	When they spin down on a tilt
	to that landing pad I built
	circles of sediment and silt
	and me there up on stilts
to rescue them from their unhappiness
never to return.

My doctor thinks I'm crazy,
But Elvis is alive 
Yeah, Elvis is alive and well
And he'll be laughing out 
The other side of his ass
	When I'm singing with the King
	on some alien transport thing
	to the moon without a wing
	where that girl will wear my ring
and we'll be safe from my unhappiness
never to return.